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Say hello to SwaySway and Buhdeuce: two carefree ducks who deliver bread ina rocket van. With reckless abandon their specialty, these best buds can turn any situation into an all-out dance party.
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These two super enthusiastic best friends do EVERYTHING together. They’re practically joined at the hip... or better yet, the booty! SwaySway is the wildly optimistic leader. He’s super proud, and he refuses to give up even when he has no idea what he’s doing. Buhdeuce is the childlike sidekick. He’s super loyal... and super temperamental. They both love being Ereadwinners, despite the monsters, the danger, and the fact that their world is completely QUAZY!
THESE BREAD HEADS REFUSE TO COMPROMISE THEMSELVES IN ORDER TO FIT IN.
Breadwinners is a celebration of freedom, personal expression, childhood, and not being afraid of anything... especially of being yourself. The message is you should do what you wanna do and not be afraid of who you are. No matter the challenge, no matter the odds, no matter what anyone else says, these two quackers always keep their beaks up and their rumps shakin’. So unbridle your enthusiasm, cuz we about to get riDUCKulous!
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He’s the rock of the flock! The beacon of freakin’! The leader of the party- punchin’ pack! Introducing SwaySway: a lively, impulsive, and wildly optimistic duck who sees every second of every day as an opportunity to shake his tail feathers and deliver finger-lickin’ bread to the masses. fh
SwaySway comes from a long line of Breadwinners. These ambitious ducks bravely deliver bread across the planet. Now it’s his task to carry on the family ee tradition. But being a Breadwinner is no easy job. You gotta fly fast, avoid
$b iorary monsters, and be at the top of your game. It doesn’t help that he’s reckless, irresponsible, and a bit incompetent. QO
SwaySway loves having a good time and can’t stand being bored. He does everything he can to defy convention because (a) it’s in his blood and (b) deep down he’s afraid of becoming his own worst nightmare: a boring duckie! Being a Breadwinner is the one thing that truly defines him. He’s proud of who he is, and he wants to keep the family tradition alive. His best bud Buhdeuce is the only one brave enough (or dumb enough) to follow him. qi
SwaySway embraces his inner child and believes you gotta hold on to the thing that makes you - YOU! He naturally gets along with Buhdeuce who basically IS a child. SwaySway refuses to let his bud fall victim to “growing up” and lose what makes him special. So SwaySway actively steers them clear of the status quo, gets them into goofy adventures, and pushes them both out of their comfort zones. By helping Buhdeuce face his fears, he’s giving him the strength to hold on to what makes him - HIM! In exchange, Buhdeuce shows SwaySway the value of having a friend to deal with whatever life throws at ya... especially when it’s a three-headed pond monster!
Because he’s full of pride, SwaySway has a tendency to bite off more than he 3
can chew, not think things through, and try to fix things that aren’t even
broken. But what he lacks in competence, he makes up for in sheer ™ enthusiasm, This is one duck who never gives up. ss
SwaySway might seem like an airhead, especially when he’s offering a big loaf of bad advice to Buhdeuce, but don’t let that fool ya. This is one clever ducky. SwaySway excels at finding unexpected ways of overcoming obstacles, turning lemons into lemonade with the cluck of his beak. His optimism is inspiring, contagious, and a tad nuts. If he were stuck in a hurricane, he wouldn't flip out. He’d strap wings to a bike and catch some mad air!
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OCCUPATION: Breadwinner a.k.a. Bread Deliveryduck MOTIVATION: To be the best bud and co-pilot he can be. FEARS: Messin’ up and gettin’ punished.
FLAWS: Temperamental, spastic, and scatterbrained. LIKES: Bread, hanging with SwaySway, barrel rolls, really loud music, dancing, pond surfing, turtle hopping, juggling, skateboarding, booty kicks.
DISLIKES: Monsters, lava, whirlpools, geese, storms, spiders, the dark, dentists, doctors, parking tickets, clowns, public speaking, stale bread. NICKNAMES: Deuce, Deucer, Deuski, Bap
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This party-lovin’, rump-shakin’ duck is just as high-energy as his best bud and platonic soul mate. Buhdeuce is an innocent, happy-go-lucky little LQ ducky whose only goal in life is to be the best friend and co-pilot he can be.
He might be small, but everything about him is BIG: big heart, big imagination, BIG APPETITE!!! Hide yo bread!!! Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom!
As SwaySway’s trusty co-pilot, Buhdeuce is diligent, honest, and =, maybe TOO loyal. If SwaySway asked him to jump into the mouth of a monster, he’d do it without a second thought -- or even a first thought. This childlike, kid-at-heart always has a smile on his face and a bounce in his
step. Even in tough situations, he keeps his spirits up and his booty kickin’. Forget cloud nine! This friendly guy spends his time on cloud nineTEEN!!!
But like any child, he ain’t all sunshine and lilies. Buhdeuce can be temperamental, clumsy, and scatterbrained. If he were juggling three chainsaws and a smelly diaper, he’d likely forget what he was doing in order to tie his shoe. He’s also a major daydreamer. His imagination often
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Whereas SwaySway is more of a “thinker” (not necessarily a GOOD thinker, mind you!), Buhdeuce is more of a “feeler.” This sensitive little dude tends to make decisions with his heart, while SwaySway makes decisions with his brain. If they found a lost baby monster, SwaySway would be the one to come up with an elaborate plan to get rid of the dangerous creature - Buhdeuce would be the one to want to keep it, raise it, and put it through college. Did we mention he likes to shake his toosh? CUZ HE DOES, CUZ!!!
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These two head-boppin’ buds are united by their love of bread. They live together, laugh together, adventure together, even butter their toast together! When it comes to best friends, they are the BESTEST of the BESTEST-EST. SwaySway has seniority as a Breadwinner, while Buhdeuce is still “in training” after many, many years. Buhdeuce looks up to SwaySway like a big brother, while SwaySway treats Buhdeuce like a little brother, offering him protection,
guidance, and advice (usually bad advice).
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When SwaySway’s schemes get too out of control, Buhdeuce is there to offer simple, sound solutions.
Buhdeuce’s friendship and loyalty is a source of comfort for SwaySway, especially when things get QUAZY!!!
Buhdeuce teaches SwaySway to be more sensitive and do the right thing.
HOW THEY RUFFLE EACH OTHER’S FEATHERS
Some ducks are divers, others are dabblers. Divers fearlessly dive to the bottom of a pond in search of food. That’s SwaySway, confidently diving into crazy new adventures. Dabblers can only skim the surface for food because they have small feet. That’s Buhdeuce, not quite mature enough to keep up with his best bud. Sometimes SwaySway leads Bulhdeuce too far out of his comfort zone. On the other webbed hand, sometimes Buhdeuce hinders SwaySway by being too inexperienced and awkward. Ain’t no thingy-thang, tho! These guys always hug it out in the end cuz they got loaves of love for each otha!
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When the going gets tough, these ducks don’t just get going... THEY LEVEL UP!!! If SwaySway and Buhdeuce are in danger, or if they face a difficult situation, they can cal! upon some super sweet powers for help. First, they shout out “Luh-luh-luh-luh- level up!!!” Next, they shout out the type of duck they want to transform into: Biker Ducks, Detective Ducks, Fancy Ducks, Muscle Ducks, Dishwasher Ducks, or whatever type of duck would be useful in their situation. When they transform, their costumes change and sometimes their bodies squash or stretch. Its like in a videogame when a character powers up after collecting a special item. For instance, if they were stranded on a volcano in the path of a lava flow, they might shout out “Surfer Ducks” and then surf the !ava dowm to safety. If they were trying to get into a girls-only party, they might shout out “Lady Ducks” and suddenly be dressed up like ladies so they could gain entrance. When SwaySway and Buhdeuce level up, there ain’t nothin’ gonna stop them!
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SwaySway and Buhdeuce don’t just have dance moves... they also have “SPECIAL MOVES.” These premo moves come in handy for SwaySway and Buhdeuce when they need a simpler solution than leveling up. Like videogame characters, they can bust out one of these sweet moves on their own... or co-op style! Here are some examples:
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live on Pondgea, a watery little planet of interconnected ponds, where ducks as the dominant species. QUACK! QUACK! in all shapes and sizes. You’ve got ordinary ones you’d find on Earth. You’ve got ducks that like people, but look and quack like ducks. You’ve istoric ducks like the D-rex and ptero-duck-tyl. And jot SwaySway and Buhdeuce, the most evolved ducks of all. And we use the term “evolved” loosely.
LIFE
Pondgea is a lush and beautiful world, filled with ducks as well as anthropomorphic birds, frogs, beavers, gators, geese, and any other animal you might find in a pond. No meteor ever biasted the
dinosaurs out of existence here, so you’re likely to cross paths
with prehistoric hybrids like the octo-rex or piranha-raptor. And
let’s not forget the monsters! Cloud monsters live in the storm
clouds, pond monsters hide out in the deep end, and cave monsters lurk underground. It’s a dangerous world, so ya better watch them tail feathers - especially if your job is delivering
bread. For SwaySway and Buhdeuce, it’s totally worth the risk.
Why?! For the glory! Because on Pondgea: EVERYONE LOVES BREAD! It’s not just for ducks anymore, yo! }
JELLY
Get ready to get slobbered! This is Jelly, SwaySway and Buhdeuce’s friendly pet frog. They named Jeily after her favorite condiment - so don’t leave any out, or she'll gobble it up! Sure, she’s a few a slices short of a loaf, but what she lacks in smarts she makes up for in heart. Jelly is silly, happy, silly, loyal, and... silly. Jelly lives in a doghouse in front of the Swamp Pad, where she makes for an awesome guard frog, ribbetting at the first sign of danger. It’s like they always say: a frog is a duck’s best friend!
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KETTA
Never judge a bird by its feathers... especially Ketta! This quirky swan is anything but graceful. As a mechanic, she loves getting her hands dirty, especially when it comes to fixing the rocket van. Ketta is impulsive, random, and socially awkward. Ain’t no filter on this swan’s beak. She’s also hyperactive. Turn your back for a sec, and she’s probably invented a GPS navigation system that speaks in Pig Latin. She has a tendency to become easily frustrated, but SwaySway is always there to snap her out of it. A daredevil at heart, Ketta loves to explore and live on the edge, so naturally she’s friends with SwaySway and Buhdeuce. Plus, she has rocket skates! How could they NOT like her?!
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This eccentric owl doesn’t just like bread... he LOAVES ithAs a bread connoisseur, Talonius C. Midi (a.k.a. T-Midi) iS SwaySWay and Buhdeuce’s number one customer. He’S ‘sophisticated, honest, and uptight. This fussy fella has a type-A personality — pretty much the opposite of the carefree, SwaySway and Buhdeuce. So whenever they’re around, T-Midinis bent out of shape. But since they’re the only onéS who can supply him with bread, he puts up with their quazy, antiés, SwaySway and Buhdeuce dig T-Midi and always tryitowget.him to step outta his comfort zone... even if they have to push him!)
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THE BREAD MAKER
The baker of bread! The yielder of yeast! And deliverer of dotigh! YEAH BOYEEEE!!! SwaySway and Buhdeuce Idéve this dude. The Bread Maker is wise, authoritative, and super coolHis goal is to help SwaySway and Buhdeuce fulfill theif dreams ahd achieve their maximum potential. His calm, mellowepersonality contrasts quite a bit with SwaySway’s liveliness and Buhdeuce’s excitability. The Bread Maker lives in the center of the planet, but he can be summoned by rubbing a,special toaster (like a genie in a bottle!). He occasionally materializes to offer his duckling apprentices some sage advices. whith they promptly ignore.
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RAMBAMG0S
Chief of the Tadpolice! Nothing makes Rambamboo more content than flying around in her jetpack and bringing lawbreakers to justice. She’s sharp, serious, and always looking for a reason to bust SwaySway and Buhdeuce. She sees the world in black and white, right and wrong, warty and non-warty. Try talking back to this bossy amphibian, and she’ll “shht” you into submission. If you really tick her off, she’ll haul you off to Pondgea’s notorious prison, Jail Rock, located in the middle of the planet’s deepest pond. She’s constantly frustrated by SwaySway and Buhdeuce who never foliow the rules - especially the rules she makes up on the spot like “no smiling while driving.”
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OONSK] THE GREAT
Look out! This big, brawny Viking beaver loves to raid, piilage, and plunder. With his crew of mindless ducks, he flies around Pondgea in a Viking blimp causing all sorts of mayhem. Not even monsters can stand up to his might. Sure, he’s a formidable opponent, but SwaySway and Buhdeuce always manage to outsmart him and get away. His head might be big, but his brain is very, very SMALL! He makes Buhdeuce look like a rocket scientist. Oonski is always looking for a bread mine to raid, a rocket van to commandeer, or a party to crash. Literally. He uses his Viking blimp as a battering ram yo! Also, he’s a terrible dancer.
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CIRCLE O° CONFLICT: SWAYSWAY
SwaySway gets along with just about everyone! Well, he trices at least. Here are the character traits most likely to create conflict and humorous interactions between SwaySway and everyone else.
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CIRCLE O° CONFLICT: BUHDEUCE
Buhdeuce is a friendly bundle of joy. He’s also a bundle of awkwardness. Here are the character traits most likely to create conflict and humorous interactions between Buhdeuce and everyone else.
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SwaySway and Buhdeuce encounter all sorts of foes, and weirdos on their deliveries and adve aves Pondgea. If you can find it in a pond, then you ca a crazy version of it up in here.
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A weird larva that roams the mines nibbling on bread.
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A surfer dude pelican who has spent so much time in the sun that his brain’s a little fried.
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Everyone on Pondgea loves bread... but no one loves it more than MONSTERS! Which makes being a Breadwinner the most dangerous job on the planet. But that won’t stop SwaySway and Buhdeuce from getting their bread from point A to point Beak! Monsters are definitely not the brightest bunch. If you had to describe them in three words: dimwitted, dumb, and moronic. If you had to describe them in six words: dimwitted, dumb, moronic, thickheaded, foolish, ancl dopey. If you had to describe them in nine — oh, you get the idea.
GAGGLE MAPS
As Breadwinners, SwaySway and Buhdeuce fly all over Pondgea cither delivering bread or just getting into random adventures. Their travels take _ them anywhere and everywhere: from Duck Town with its mindless quacking ducks to Tree City with its owls and wild Duckeroos. There’s always . somewhere new to explore, but often they don’t even need to leave their Swamp Pad to get themselves knee-deep in riduckulousness.
EHICLES
On Pondgea, technology has advanced in silly, random ways, especially when it comes to vehicles. In terms of transportation, flying is the best way to get around this soggy pianet. So look out for aerial vehicles like bubble blimps, unicopters, paddle planes, hot air bikes, and the one-of-a-kind rocket van!
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PUMPERS
When SwaySway and Buhdeuce need to take a pit stop, they swing by this gas station in the sky to fill ‘er up. On Pondgea, vehicles run on fossil fuels. Emphasis on FOSSIL! The fuel is made from the actual bones of monsters and dinosaurs.
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SwaySway and Buhdeuce are burstin’ with energy - and so is their language! They constantly use silly slang, drop stupid puns, and say bizarre stuff that vaguely sounds like something a duck might say. You never know what’s gonna come outta their beaks! Each of them has their own particular style of communication, too. SwaySway is a fast-talker, who’s always ready with a smooth response - even if it’s a completely ludicrous one. Buhdeuce is awkward and blunt, so he often speaks in a clunky way. Here’s some stuff you might hear them say:
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BEAK SPEAK
Yip! Yip!: yes; Buhdeuce uses “Yippity yip yip!” when he’s extra excited; SwaySway simply uses “yip”
Quazy: crazy; “Look at those Biker Ducks trashing that car. They’re quazy!”
Riduckulous: ridiculous; “You wanna hit the hay?! Don’t be riduckulous!”
Bap: term of endearment; “Good morning, bap!”
Party Punch: celebratory fist pump: often initiated by SwaySway; “P-p-p-p-party punch!"
Booty Kick: a butt thrust used to knock things over; Buhdeuce’s favorite “special move.”
Buhhh: uh; what Buhdeuce says when he’s unsure or nervous to respond.
Yeah Boyeeee!: celebratory exclamation used by Buhdeuce.
Bread Head: someone who really loves bread; “SwaySway and Buhdeuce are the ultimate bread heads!”
Quack Up: crack up; “Hahaha!!! You’re quackin’ me up!!” My Ducky: my friend; “What up, my ducky?” Quackers: insult to ducks; “Get back here, you lousy quackers!”
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BEAK SPEAK
Quit Yo Quackin’!: shut up.
Rock Da Flock: get the party started.
Feathalicka / Featherbrain: the worse insult, like, ever.
Aw Crummers: cuss used by SwaySway (crumbs + burnmer). Bubble Nuggets: cuss used by Buhdeuce.
Puddle Lubber / Puddle Drinker: an unrefined idiot.
Duck Hugs!: shouted out before hugging someone.
For Gooses’ Sake: For goodness sake.
Quackitude: attitude; “Being a Breadwinner requires enthusiasm, determination, and a good quackitude.”
Oh My Bap: Oh my goociness I'm Toast / We’re Toast: I'ma goner. / We’re goners.
Roast Meat: dead meat; “Oh no! Monster! We are so roast meat!”
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THE BREADWINNER MOT]O
“NO MATTER THE CHALLENGE, NO MATTER WHAT, WE ALWAYS DELIVER AND NEVER GIVE up”
EPISODE IDEAS
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SwaySway and Buhdeuce finish their deliveries for the day, but they still have an extra dozen loaves left. All that precious bread will go to waste. Fortunately, they get another order... but it’s to the bad part of town: the Lower Yeast Side! SwaySway convinces Buhdeuce to go by reminding him of the Breadwinners motto (“Never give up!”). They make the delivery, but SwaySway accidentally locks the keys in the rocket van. And the only ones who can help them break into it are a gang of Biker Ducks. So SwaySway and Buhdeuce “level up” into Biker Ducks to befriend them. But when Buhdeuce inadvertently takes out the leader of the Biker Ducks, they make him their NEW leader. Now they have to figure out a way to ditch these Biker Ducks.
** FROG DAY AFTERNOON“
They say you can’t teach an old frog new tricks. Fortunately, SwaySway doesn’t know the meaning of the word “can’t.” After much effort, the guys teach their pet Jelly how to fetch. But then Jelly fetches a monster egg! SwaySway tries to throw it away, but Jelly keeps fetching it. And then it hatches. Out pops a baby monster. Buhdeuce convinces SwaySway they have to take care of it. It’s a major hancful! And then the mama monster shows up promising to eat whoever took her baby. SwaySway stalls the mama monster while Buhdeuce hides the baby monster. But Buhdeuce hides the baby monster too well. The mama monster flips out and goes on a rampage. Jelly saves the day by fetching the baby monster and reuniting it with its mama.
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Down in the Bread Mines, SwaySway and Buhdeuce crash their mine cart, fall through the planet, and meet the legendary Bread Maker. He shows them the path home, and gives them a magic toaster, which they can use to summon him in case of emergency. But the guys can’t resist summoning the Bread Maker for silly reasons just because they like him so much. As they’re being irresponsible, they end up accidentally dropping the toaster in a lava river, where a Lava Mole retrieves it before they can. The guys try to summon the Bread Maker, but he thinks they’re just “crying wolf’ again. Just before the Lava Mole tosses the guys into the lava, the Bread Maker finally shows up to kick some booty.
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“°STANK BREATH”
When Buhdeuce carelessly chomps down on some gnarly Stank Bread, he gets stunningly awful breath. This messes with the gquys’ breadwinning biz, as it totally makes customers gag. SwaySway tries to help him get rid of it, but nothing can cure it! They summon the Bread Maker who tells them his beak will fall off unless they find the antidote: the very rare Minty Good Bread. They head into the mines, Buhdeuce uses his stank breath to fend off cave monsters, and they find the last slice of Minty Good Bread. After eating it, Buhdeuce burps, causing a stankalanche, which transforms into a stankasaurus, which attacks them. They throw loaves of stank bread into its mouth and it implodes on its stankiness.
** BROCRASTINATION *
While the guys have been busy making bread deliveries, the dishes have been piling up in the sink... FOR TWO YEARS! They’re so dirty that even the Dishwasher refuses to do them. Now they HAVE to do them. But the guys HATE doing the dishes so they procrastinate by one-upping each other with silly excuses. SwaySway says he has to exercise. Buhdeuce says he has to make his bed. Finally, they compromise: Jelly can do the dishes... by licking them clean! But the dishes are SO dirty that a Bacteria Blob emerges and gobbles up Jelly. Now SwaySway and Buhdeuce have no choice but to take on these dirty dishes. They strap a giant sponge to the undercarriage of the rocket van and scrubadubdub that Bacteria Blob out of existence.
*“EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH”
SwaySway decides to improve morale with his workers by giving out an “Employee of the Month” award -— even though Buhdeuce is his only employee and morale is fine. Bulhdeuce is shocked when SwaySway gives the award to the rocket van. After throwing a tantrum, Buhdeuce pledges to prove he’s better than the rocket van so that SwaySway will realize his mistake. But the harder Bubdeuce tries, the more he keeps messing up. When he comes to his wits’ end, Buhdeuce sings a ballad about why being a Breadwinner is so important to him. SwaySway overhears it, and reveals that the only reason he didm’t give Buhdeuce the “Employee of the Month” Award is because the next day he was planning to give Buhdeuce the “Employee of the Year” Award.
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